Secret Haiku Wedding!

Jenny and Joshua Doe (names changed to protect them from their parents) came to me needing to get married Right Now.  They already have a big wedding planned somewhere warm and tropical, but the financial pressures of their lives demanded Immediate Marital Legitimacy For Insurance Purposes.

I could have signed the license without saying anything.  But I couldn’t marry them without any special flavor whatsoever.

So I wrote them a Haiku Ceremony.

Wedding Haiku

All you need is love.

Jenny?  Joshua?  We do!

You’re married!  Now kiss.

Seventeen syllables and they’re set for life!

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